A nice little scenario which can quickly turn into cosmic madness, written with a great sense of humor and beautifully packaged in an equally crazy (but still redable) form. I love the description of the wizards as acts/reacts/thinks, I might steal it.
I’m not 100% sure how to run this, but I’m 100% sure this is intended and part of the experience. Some TTRPG stuff is like poetry, this is performance art. Bravo.