Ballora: *turns towrds you* kid, whats wrong?
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Ballora: *sigh* ive raised 3 kids, i know when somethings up wth a child
ALSO
https://www.lastgaspgrimoire.com/generators/the-seventh-order-of-the-random-generator/
click on the category Absurdisim, and its called Paras FNaF OC Generator