New theory:
So you know how the elves are all about technology and stuff, right? And they always try to sell you their religion and way of life, basically promising that if you accept, you will be incredibly successful.
You know who else has a lot to do with technology and always tries to sell you something?
That's right, it's none other than Spamton G. Spamtons.
You heard it here first folks, Elena Elf is the shifty cars salesman himself. ...Or herself, I guess