Thanks for the feedback! I was actually trying to connect the NPCs to the items but maybe was too subtle about it. The wax bride is looking for love and would likely bid on the date. The Offal King wants to satiate his hunger with a devilled egg. The unlucky guy would want something that gives him a second chance. Probably would serve me better to be more explicit about it, but when space is at a premium I tried this approach. Thanks again for the review :)