1. You can skip any and every dialogue in the game
2. Literally none of this was meant to be humorous it's there to help you learn the game.
3. There's less than 20 sentences of dialogue in a two and a half hour demo.
making me mash my mouse button is not skipping it. giving me a button that actually skips that shit entirely is.
Yeah that's what the large red X in the top right of each dialogue does.