LOL That screenshot is hilarious! I will definitely be using that if I make a post about the new update.
This is a bug I found far too late into development and didn't have time to fix it. It ended up being one line of code in a script that I didn't think to check, so that goes to show how hard my brain was working near the end of the jam lol. I have since reworked the system so that each effect doesn't need to be hard-coded anymore. When the jam voting is over the new build will no longer have this issue.