Normally I do quite large reviews, but this was quite a small game so my usual category breakdown doesn't really work. However, despite that I had a really good time with your game, it was a very cute experience overall. Ranking my favourites in the most confusing way possible:
1: 3 (I'm a sucker for a good pun)
2: 1 (Of all the things I wasn't expecting that)
3: 2 (2)
4: 5 (Don't you run away from me!)
5: 4 (Don't you do what he did just faster!)