Yeah so called my man in front of me, then talked to Mark but not ****** mark B cuz thats a random resturant and not Mark B because he shills a plushy but ACTUALLY Mark B; who tells me to get HR approval for some *** dam* chopsticks??
So i call HR right? HR says some nonsense like "nope not authorized"
SO I CALL Mark B BACK?? And I dont remember his stupid phone number so omg let me go look.
He tells me to call Bruce his boss for some reason. so I do.
Bruce says some nonsense like call IT? Call Ivy?? Call WHO? WHO BRUCE YOU ARE BREAKING UP BRUCE????? I GOT 10 SECONDS BRUCE.
Then my last number i fat fingered the wrong number and sat in silence with my last 5 seconds as my poor noodles burned. wasting a good lunch at my job at a clearly dysfunctional corporation.
Peak game.