At some point in every person's life, they must take on 3 mortgages. Why, you may ask?
At another point in every person's life, they must understand that "debt" is more of a..... "game mechanic that *doesn't* make you happy". Have that new car. Throw that party. Get into a relationship. Throw that party. Pursue your dreams. Get dumped. Throw that party. Become an alcoholic. Throw that party. Throw that party. Throw that party. Throw that party. and die ECSTATIC. wait i forgot to retire