Para: and, i think its about time we get you a room!
Para: well, if youre ever gonna stay here for more than a day then you need your own place to stay right? i think we should move you in with Lazari!
*totally not because Lazari is best boi*
Para: oh Lazzie loves company! and shes my younger sister so yeah
Lazari: *comes out of her room* NO, I HATE COMPANY! ITS THE WORS-*gasp* holy crap im keeping this mortal and letting it draw on my walls and im gonna feed it choclate cake evry day!
Lazari: *picks you up**Zalgiod form arms becuz P R O T E C * shes my mortal now
