Back in my day, when we played this game, it still had that black and white chess background all over. How I miss those old Creibis days... You could no-hit the hardest boss just by shooting him off-screen, and training them like it was COD zombies was the newest thing on the block. Now you, sonny, getting spoiled by all these choices. It was just your sword and bow back then, you understand? So don't take all this newfangled stuff for granted.
Getting old, aren't I?
Anyways, I'm going to take my pills now.