The description made me expect him to be way more of a jerk, so it was a delight seeing how much of a fake idgaf-er this man is.
He had his uniform on, which could mean he was at least halfway planning on going- or, given that he mentions a lack of pager alerts, that he genuinely wasn't going to show, but got fully suited and stayed on call in case he was needed for something on the field.
He goes on unprompted rants about hating empty promises and ways that the team could actually help people. If you respond earnestly, he gets downcast and says that nobody else would believe he cares. If you respond cynically, he theatrically proclaims that he doesn't care. And when he talks about Stevie, once again, depending on what you say he has a completely different excuse on why he definitely doesn't care.
I need more of this man, and I need him BADLY. I want to know what his villain costume was like for him to make fun of spandex suits. I want to see a fullbody illustration of his hero suit so I can see that bul- I mean, to compare. Major props for cooking this up in just 10 days.