No. I refuse to believe you built this in 2 weeks. This is peak.
Music choice is peak hopeful doom and gloom.
Guy looks as miserable as the binding of Isaac.
Starting sequence had no right going this hard (Maybe a tad long, but still great)
Threats felt like their lives depended on it (Probably, men's gotta eat right) And variety was nice. I vividly remember those dastardly worms coming after me and going "Will you very kindly please get lost".
You added skill upgrades as well which is... OK, you're just showing off now aren't you.
Polish was mad. Mad, mad, mad. Looks like something that can be on Steam.
One small complaint is that those fleshy bulbs should have some gold bits in them to show that they drop Gold. I was very surprised when i saw them drop it for the first time.