Deku: *jeez Kacchan you know im gay*
Deku: *gets a call from his mom*
*after mom things*
Deku: so uh, you asked about one of my friends? uuuh.....Shoto, this is mom
Shoto: hello
Deku: mom, this is my Shoto!...WAIT THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT
Dekus Mom: HOLY-
Deku: I MEAN HE IS MY SHOTO BUT NOT LIKE THAT!!!!!!!
Shoto: *gets some chains* yeah im his
Deku: SHOTO NO
Shoto: yeah youre right, thats my bros kink anyways
Deku: !?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
Deku: *embarassed*
Shoto: *gives his brother back his chains*
Dabi: *puts them in his closet*
Para: *??*
*Deku smells like a puppy*
*Shoto smells like regret and fire*
*and Dabi smells like sex offender*
*and Para smells like everyone ever at the same time*
Deku: ^ ^
Shoto: -_-
Dabi: *not even*
Para: *rubs her face back on you**you were saying?*Dabi: *lighting his self on fire*
