Once upon a tim that wasnt even a tim, a giant marshmellow duck named Flibberfloob woke up in a toaster and said “hallo i am the king of spoons pls bow.” But nobody bowed becuz all the spoons were busy doing pushups on the ceiling, wich was made of wet cardboard and regret.
Then a potato wearing sunglasses kicked down the door and yelled “IM HERE TO EAT THE SUN!!!” but he couldnt find the sun so he ate a chair instead. The chair screamed “bro im lactose intolerent” and exploded into 47 tiny screaming chairs.
Meanwhile a banana who thought he was a lawyer walked in and said “objection ur honor the moon is illegal.” The moon, who was hiding under the table eating glue, whispered “no u” and teleported into a sock drawer full of angry bees.
Flibberfloob tried to chase the moon but tripped over a sentence that didnt have any punctuation and fel into a puddle of alphabet soup dat only had the letter Q in it. He said “help i cant swim in Qs” but the Qs said “we dont care lol” and started singing off-key opera.
Then the sky fell down, apolojized for being clumsy, and turned into a giant chicken nugget.
And everyone lived happely never after becuz the story forgot how to end.
The speling is amazeeng?