i dunno about the others, but i just give a 5 every time.
seriousness is subjective, for how may one gauge such a frivolous, yet immense metric?
all is serious, for our fates depend on every little action, every little thought. we are but the masses of trillions of objects of such little magnitute we count them in sextillions.
all is unserious, for we are dust, and to dust we will go back.