I'm with Head #1, there's no way half a decade has passed since woolgathering was organized. The calendar must be lying to us all. Either that or a temporal anomaly has hit us and we haven't realized it properly yet. (insert DA's stare emoticon here)
...Should I feel bad/mortified/something like that because one of my challenges seems to be the reason the result box has to be so ridiculously tall? XD