The official solution is to use the jar to grow boobs and bounce them to distract the gawkers. Did you try that?
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The official solution that was never mentioned in the walkthrough and the solution just said "use boobs"? No, I missed that part. Maybe it was by accident while I was covered in rubber. I was more focused on the "zap" part than the fact they were gawkers because their eyes didn't move with my cursor.