Me: also guys...Tsu is my girlfriend now!!!
Tsyuyu: yep!
Me: *realizes Tsyuyu is freg and fregs = might be prego* OH SH*t
Toykayami: *runs out of the closet* F*CKF*CKF*CKF*CK
Dabi: *in the house* great job bro, youre on the path of becoming a real villian *slow, sarcastic clapping*
Shoto: *already getting drunk because life choices arent a thing hes good at* FyucK YeW
Dabi: *yep*
Me: *kicks tsyuyu in the stomach* I CANT LET YOU THROW AWAY YOUR LIFE LIEK THIS
Tsyuyu: thats not even how frogs give birth *ribbit*