EJ: *GRRR* HISSS*
everyone in da room: *slowly backing away from EJ*
EJ: *eating a kidney*
Matilda: -awkwardness has arived-
EJ: *dont giv a fyuck* *still eating a kidney while protecting you from nothing*
Matilda mind: what are you protecting me from?? <>_<>
EJ: -i dunno, but ur my choild now-
Matilda: -i protected myself from a adult sized baby with a knife- ._. -i think I'm fine-
-me trying to get over how she called jeff an adult sized baby-
-me dying of laughter beause she called Jeff and adult sized baby-
EJ: -pfft ahahahahah...wait do you mean Jeff? hes like 18-
Matilda: - he sure acts like one :>-
EJ: -yep-
Matilda: :T
