oh my god lynette i too used to eat flavoured chapstick as a child. i guess neim was too busy thinking about lipstick related puns to realise the innate edibility of brightly coloured lip products
god. while im in dumb theory mode. mr. ashtrey mentions that is wife died but left him with a son... what if mr. ashtrey is seth's dad?!
that would be absolutely insane because 1. it would necessitate mr. ashtrey being some kind of crime lord and 2. seth's last name, according to this itch page, is not ashtrey
but damn wouldnt it be wild