There's not too much in the game currently, as to why there's so much text, but believe me, it's quite boney tbh.
That review is mostly to get the devs attention to hopefully "un" discontinue it 💜
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I have the same sort of tendency as you to get really into a discontinued or barebones game, and despair at it being so empty. And the same tendency to write long game reviews in the comments about games I find interesting (I say interesting and not good specifically because my last "review" was a perhaps-excessive rant at an absolutely baffling disregard of game design.)