Virgil: oh YOU do NOT get to tell ME MY fuckability!!! remember that thing you said about marrying someone?
remus: *nods*
Virgil: well you'd prolly scare them off on your first date! thats porlly why your sisiter.......left......you.........oh shit, to far
Remus: *GRRR**she sets out her gaint mace, and they start fighting, and it gets pretty ugly, at one point Virgils head gets bashed in, and they make a mess of the living room8