The bean: -smacc- -no touchy-
Jeff: *the smack doesnt do a thing to him*
The bean: -triggered- -bites harshly-
Jeff: *drops you on yer butt* OH GOD SHE BIT ME!!
The bean: -ow ;-;- -v- -ye I did-
Jeff: *slaps you across the face, blood pouring from his open wounds*
The bean: >:0 -do you want another bite- -baring teeth-
Jeff: *cannot think while panicing and raging over shit* *opens his sweatshirt to reveal a whole collection of kitchen knives*
The bean: <>v<> -what??-
Jeff: *grabs one and uns at you again*
