"I'm getting too old for this," thought purple Yoshi with a white beard. "The piranha plants, the pipes, the pipes, the piranha plants, the pipes, etc. My only hope is to press space bar, c, the up arrow key, or w." No matter what, they just kept coming. "I'm too old for this, but I can't stop...If I stop..." The purple Yoshi with the white beard shuddered. He didn't want to think about what would happen if he stopped pressing the space bar, c, the up arrow key, or w. "I don't have a choice in the matter...which is why I'll keep pressing space bar, c, the up arrow key, or w! You think I'd quit? Not when...not when I have life left in me. Now when I'm so close. So close..."