I like the concept, and this was good use of the theme, but the execution had me perplexed. It's like playing dodge-the-thing and warioware at the same time. It was hard for me to tell what the goal of the game was at any given moment. I figured out that typing random keys was entering the wifi password, but how do I "bang the modem?" Knowing where to look on-screen for the instructions, actually reading the pixelated font, all added friction to a process that newbies have to be able to do in like 3 seconds while their action game is interrupted. Dying in order to develop skill is one thing. Dying in order to learn the controls is just plain frustrating.
Edit: I just played it again, forgot that WASD was to move, and discovered that arrow keys shoot. How was I supposed to know that!? But then the player's movement gets slower when you successfully shoot stuff, so apparently that's not the goal either. I give up.