Me: *bites your arm**ska SKIRT**starts trying to shoot yew while running*
Me: *trying to shoot yew with a torn sleeve and an open wound**ya gotta hav stronk teeth to eat people*
Me: *uh, gas mask**elbows you in the chest and runs* LOOK I CAN EXPLIAN JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE!!!!!!
Me; *super parkour skillz*
M: *trips**falls**catches myself on the fire escape*