Me: *almost pulls the thing out of her pocket*
wht you now kno bout the thing:
it is sharp
it has a feathery thing on it
Me: n-no its not!!! w-w-what would make you think that?! t-thats rediculous!!!!
Me: no its not!!! t-t-that would b-be rediculous!!!
Me: well yeah maybe it is! but im just messing with it, n-no harm in that!
Me: *on the inside: *panik* on the outside: *slightly less panik*