I will say there's another spot the inspired name is, but I won't tell you where, because you don't like inspiration. :)
You like your titles to be uninteresting. They shouldn't make you think. They shouldn't give a first impression. They should just be easy to search. Because "who cares about impressions?"
Why didn't you let people just learn a long word? I had no clue "arrhythmia" was a word before! The fact that you're removing an opportunity to learn something is very disappointing.
I take it there's nothing I can do to convince you to have inspired titles, so I should just leave. If you change your mind, and decide to use the inspired title that actually teaches a new word, you know where to find me.