There is a serious and unfortunate lack of bananas in games today. To think that such a rich source of potassium would be overlooked--especially in a community of people who spend so much time sitting in a chair--is nigh unforgivable. Every banana deserves to be represented by a game. But few games deserve to be represented by a banana. This is the game that not only deserves it, but embraces it. Regardless of your disposition towards bananas, this game is for you. Even if you suffer from bananaphobia (a real phobia, look it up), this game can act as not only an excellent reminder to refill on potassium, but also as highly effective exposure therapy. Treat yourself to Banana Blood, and forever see bananas in a new light, perhaps even the way they were always intended to be seen. Wanted to be seen. Are bananas sentient? Who can be sure? Are you still reading this and not playing Banana Blood? Are you not eating a banana right now? If so to the last two questions, I have only one thing to say to you: How dare you.
