so it's an Easter themed April fools fictional character born in the depths of 4Chan for a team event, only to end up getting last, just to return here, this is one heck of a underdog story that's for sure.
she's your wife!? lucky you, I guess, clearly you are doing a better job then me, even thought it's a fictional character, it's more progress then I have...which is zero.
edit: though if I were you, I wouldn't be putting my wife in a game like this.