"Sure semi-sentient cacti exist. I just don't ship him with my self-insert anymore since they have two different career paths." Quite possibly the greatest sentence I've ever read.
This was a great short story! The characters were all really endearing, and I'm impressed with how quickly you managed to make me feel for them. Jameah in particular I think was a great main character. Everyone was just very lovable, and I was really rooting for them.
I was feeling so tense throughout my whole time reading, and was scared that something was going to go wrong. But when it's revealed the travel was a success, I felt like I was right there with the characters celebrating. Great book!