*post apocolyptic Para b liek*
*if he ever said his quotes to her*
Para: first of all get those mustly dustly crustly scales out my face, second fuck you im Asexual, and last ima get meh cult to kick yo ass if you try that one more time
Para: *stabs you in the stomach* yeah try that one more time, i heard lizzard organs were on high demand on le blck market
Para: *pulls your tounge out of your mouth*
Para: try that again pretty boy...oh wait, you cant
cya
Para: *just really pissed*
Para: yeh anyways bye f*ckface
Para: *just chillin*
*i imagine this dude would hang at some sort of like underground strip club*