So obviously this is more of a joke than a "game", but I'm gonna go through each category and give a 100% serious rating, because I think that would be funny:
Creativity: 1/5 - Not really much of anything here
Enjoyment: 2/5 - I got some mild amusement from how the "dialouge" is written
Art: 2/5 - The skeleton looks kinda goofy in a fun way
Audio: 1/5 - There is no audio
Theme: 3/5 - You weren't lying, he objectively is invincible