In a distant coffee shop, Papa was getting ready for the day. Being a vampire was tough for Papa, but rewarding in its own way. Then, Papa heard a knock on her door. Papa opened it.
Papa was suprised to see his friend Shajira standing in a fat pair of pants.
"Why are you wearing that?" Papa asked.
"I have to wear it because I'm a president". Shajira said.
"Anyway, I think you would be better as a plumber, so I'm going to turn you into one." Shajira said.
"No you won't!" Papa yelled. But it was too late. Shajira cast a spell on Papa using her colossal poop-colored wand. Papa swiftly transformed into a plumber.
Papa suddendly had a heart attack.
"Ooff... please... save me..." Papa said before his eyes closed and his body went limp.
Shajira rushed to save Papa. Shajira tried to use a nearby board game as a defibrillator, but it was no use. Papa died.
fin.