In a distant coffee shop, Papa was getting ready for the day. Being a vampire was tough for Papa, but rewarding in its own way. Then, Papa heard a knock on her door. Papa opened it. Papa was suprised to see his friend Shajira standing in a fat pair of pants. "Why are you wearing that?" Papa asked. "I have to wear it because I'm a president". Shajira said. "Anyway, I think you would be better as a plumber, so I'm going to turn you into one." Shajira said. "No you won't!" Papa yelled. But it was too late. Shajira cast a spell on Papa using her colossal poop-colored wand. Papa swiftly transformed into a plumber. Papa suddendly had a heart attack. "Ooff... please... save me..." Papa said before his eyes closed and his body went limp. Shajira rushed to save Papa. Shajira tried to use a nearby board game as a defibrillator, but it was no use. Papa died. fin.
Only problem is that you can't save progress between sessions. This is an issue since the puzzles can get really hard at times, and players should take breaks when they feel like it.
Shouldn't you call it beta version instead of alpha version? The reason why I'm asking this is because alpha versions are for an internal testing group, while beta versions can be played by almost everyone with the standard requirements.
You know how you only have to donate at least 1 dollar to the game to test those versions you call "alpha versions"? That's a very cheap price. And did you know that anyone, no matter where they are in the world, can donate to this game?
Like I said before, beta versions can be played by almost everyone with the standard requirements. Did you not know that??? The fact that anybody can donate to this game clearly does not match with the definition for an alpha version.
I still support you and your work though, just remember that alpha versions are for an internal testing group, while beta versions can be played by almost everyone with the standard requirements.
Fun fact: Before 0.5.0 came out, I thought the thingy with the clock icon was called "The Big Clock" because of the question marks arranged in this order:
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It also confused me because of the clock icon. However, I was wrong. Very wrong. Because in one of the 0.5.0 alpha versions, it was revealed that the new thing would be called "Meta Humans".
How dare you trick me into thinking that The Big Clock would come out instead of Meta Humans. I still support you and your work though.
