FOR ALL THE PEOPLE WHO SAY IT DOESN'T LOAD
It actually does load, you just have to wait a really long time (Maybe 5 minutes?). This is an issue I had with my game and I managed to fix it by enabling "Decompression fallback" in the unity player settings, although that won't help much because you can't reupload builds now.
I couldn't figure out what to do in the game but it does look like a great game, and I would suggest some other people try to play this game (I don't want what looks like a really good game to go without ratings)