I've decided to try using a standard format for all my feedback this time around. Please excuse me if I come across as overly curt or miss something important about your game. I'm writing these all quite hastily as there are a lot of games in the jam this year!
What I liked
Simple but effective gameplay.
The dry irony and bitter satire of the premise.
A solid visual style.
The music.
What I didn't like
The leaderboard doesn't seem to work.
Did I think it was so bad it was good?
Definitely.
My thoughts on the modifier implementation
Normally I'm kind of meh on games that implemented the modifier by just making the game hard or unwinnable, but in this case it works because of how it fits the theme of the game.
Other remarks
It runs fine using AdoptOpenJDK 8, which I have installed on my machine, but consider bundling a JRE.
Verdict
Simple but effective.
If you have any questions, comments, queries or concerns, please reply and I'll do my best to get back to you.