All right, it wasn’t as bad as I thought. having finished the current content, I went back and checked again. Knowing the new exit towards the big farm fight, I could just go there and continue as normal so I wasn’t REALLY softlocked the first time around but it’s pretty hard at times to identify what exactly counts as a map exit and without the Farm Girl showing me, I hadn’t thought of trying that side.
A few minor issues, apparently, on the journal. GG, the Mage and the High Priestess all are tagged as having active events going on but I can’t seem to advance them any more.
I got the G.G paddling, the failed boobjob and the big hug. Journal tells me to go back to them but there’s nothing new that I could find. Wizard actually gives me her card and some money (possibly auto-selling the repeat?) every time