Now let me tell you, I have MAD respect for the management of the Cleveland Cryptids. But if they think that benching Alleighsoghne-Ann Goodamerican against the Spitting Hawks on the 3rd is a good idea then they have LOST THEIR DAMN MIND! You have to go ACE on ACE in these matchups, and whenever Sasha Vaguelyrussianova clash on the sportsball field let me tell you something, the matchup is STRAIGHT FIRE! Whoever wins that clash will carry it for their team, and THAT'S A DAMN FACT. The sheer TEMERITY and UNMITIGATED GALL to not put them together, boy let me tell you what, I don't even know what to say to you right about now-