{2MillionUpdate} I am Tobacoos the Midas Touch. I've become truly immortal. My enemies are no longer worthy of my presence. I've reached new heights of power, I have transended realms and become untouchable by mortals. The world around me bends to my golden will. My conquest of the world was once a dream, but with my newfound power, everyone will know my name. My Kingdom is calling me, castle walls of gold, mighty golden towers, beautiful golden gates, endless hallways of gold, and piles of infinite riches. At the end, an altar of golden pillars marks my throne of gold. I see visions of a legendary golden cheddar dragon and a giant golden egg with a cheesey aroma. My reputation is growing, and I wonder if the Gods are waking up now that I have touched divinity. Will they send their apostles after me, or will some grant me their blessings? 
Seriously though, just amazing. One gets the sense that the Gods are now watching you with great interest, and that very soon there will be a great chasm, rendered unto the earth, for which only the fiercest and most crafty and Terroir-blessed Affineur-warriors will be fated to enter... For deep in this chasm, in an unspeakable abyss, thereupon in the hellwomb of the Elethxyna, in the deepmile, the uncharted waste, lies the first lost shard. Who upon this world dare to take it? And face the horror that guardeth it sleeplessly...