Scott: *how does he talk without a mouth?* oh, sorry ma'am, i forgot to introdouce myself, im Scott Cawthon, the creator of the OG FNaF universe
Michael: * To MAkE ThINgS SimPlEr, hEs bAisIcALLy a god, oNe of mANy*
Scott: as one of my favorite characters said, yes, i could be considered a God
*cewl*
*if ur religious: holy fucking shit*
* MATPAT IS NOT SCOTT CAWTHON*
*oh my crap he is not becuz hes been wrong before and becuz u can egit find pictures of scoot cawthon*
*the picture of le dude in his house in the begining of Help Wanted is Scott*
Scott: hello, child, or Kat, i suppose
Michael; *likes being the favorite*
Elizabeth: *hates that even her creator sees her as a monster*