REALLY INSANE IDEA, but in my defense I travel a lot for multiple reasons, can one day can this game get a genuine functional Android version?
Dead serious, I got this working on an emulator for just under ten minutes on my phone, after doing a whole back and forth using my PC and Android in tandem to get it set up. No issues, until it hard crashed at the end, around 9 minutes.
Still, simply put, this game is awesome, it has so much going for it, worth trying it if you haven't. So in my ever decreasing mental state I post this request for an Android version later down the line.