Tim, thank you for allaying my fears and for revealing the mysteries of your labyrinthine site. My thirst for your work grows deeper by the hour, how I crave to slake it.
Tony
Not quite 12 hours old Vampire.
WHY YES YOU HAVE WON. PLEASE STEP INTO THIS IRON BOX TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE. I SHALL NOW CLOSE THE LID FOR YOUR WINNINGS ARE BEST ENJOYED IN DARKNESS.
*gulp*
YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT THE IRON BOX. NOW I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO.
Ha! Rust never sleeps. As you ponder I digest.
