Struggled at first to understand what the controls did and how to play but overall, great game! :D
Had a lot of fun failing a million times before finally making the master happy, so I'd say "Success Probability 0%" is exactly on the mark! x) Although I don't understand why the need for the second theme since I couldn't figure out where and how it's being used... :/
Also I was NOT prepared for the majestic greatness of that theme song!! Brilliant! xD