Lol this is great. I really love silly themes like this, and it has sufficiently traumatized me such that I don't know if I'll ever be able to look at bread the same way again. I will say that I found the "plate" description for on play effect a bit confusing. Seeing as in my mind I'm already plating every ingredient. Maybe if the one word description were something like "choice" idk.
But yeah I love the chaos of this game, and the intense debates I end up having in my mind between plating and risking it for the biscuit. So far the highest shift I made it to is 4. I notice my impulsiveness tends to be the death of me.