Sherlock: not no more motherf*cker, dis b my house now
Sherlock: *givs da most luv in da world to Kat* you sure about that?
Sherlock: *noming on the plant* hmm yes totally
Sherlock: *smaccs you in the face a few times* my plant, my house, my humans
Sherlock: *claw smacc* mine, my hoomans, and my plant