I will be honest, I had other thoughts I wanted to share, but my desire to address you nonchalantly talking about stealing groceries outweighs pretty much anything else. So I really have to say, I think this is a bad way of going about things. I am sure you have your own reasons for your actions, but it is an ugly look to either feign indifference to antisociality or to demonstrate genuine antisociality. I strongly suggest both removing this (and so disavowing public signs of bad behavior) and reconsidering the rationale and disposition that leads to this pattern, though I expect that you will not heed this advice. Morality is about winning, and immoral actions are on the face of them losing as acting immorally trains you to be immoral, and being immoral is being a loser.
Aside from that, I like the structure of this document! It reminds me of an "open source" document that I made before, a Google Doc that anyone could edit. I think you made some tasteful aesthetic choices.
But again, very sour on you talking about stealing groceries.