the card mechanic is very cool.
i like both the humor and the horny in the writing.
i feel like some of the failure states don't really make sense. one of them just said something like "you were doing so good" and i really had no idea what was supposed to be wrong with the choice i had picked. i almost wonder if more explanation of some failure states would make sense. (especially if it was diagetic... e.g. see what the dragon's reaction is and then they send us to our grave/back to the beginning/whatever)