If you'd like to take a stab at rewriting, all of the current writing is in the downloadable version as json files in potions and -mod zips. Just post them in the mods discussion topic, it's what I created that page for (link on the main game page). You can use any file sharing platform and use the 'insert link' provided by itch to link your work
Viewing post in Witch's Table: TF Roulette comments
https://itch.io/t/6093280/template-mod-will-upload-replies-to-page#post-15687062
If you want to make a mod, fill this in (copy/paste and edit the stuff in "quotes"). Hope this makes it easier.
You can add as many lines as you want whenever there's multiple things in quotes without : s in front, as those are different text options for the same event (I use two as the default to keep it small)